Sacred Havens Violated

With typically beastly Euro-wog beastliness, the beastly Euro-wogs are ganging up on wealth creators and compelling them to confess the means by which they mark their own fiscal homework. This latest conspiracy of Nazi-Soviet oppression to ooze from the ghastly bureaucratic dungeons of Brusso-Strasbourg will force multinational companies to make public the tax they pay in Euro-wog member states and dodge in a few minor low-pay zones. Although Singapore and other paragons of fiscal Britishness will not be affected, the new rules are still too strong for the Conservatives, who have refused to enforce their own law on the matter until everyone else's laws have been watered down to match. A spokesbeing for Little Rishi worried about the prospects of going it alone, for all the world as if Britain were still a globally relevant power: mutations in the market matrix would "distort decisions on where companies decide to locate." Given the Conservatives' apparent decision in favour of deciding to turn whatever is left of the UK into a nuclear-armed Belize-off-Belgium, it would certainly be indiscreet of the beastly Euro-wogs to push the issue too far.