Jobs Not Wogs

Treacherous fifth-columnists for the evil Nazi-Soviet empire of Brusso-Strasbourg have been so bold as to suggest that the pressures on Global Britain's economy might be relieved by letting the beastly migrants back in. Thanks to the foresight and planning talents of Her Majesty's Government, to say nothing of the hostile environment, the Windrush Hint and other subtle indications, numerous occupations are suffering from an excess of opportunity for the white working class. Nevertheless, the woke snowflakes at the CBI seem to think that all those idle nurses lounging at the food bank might have something better to do with their copious free time than hop into an articulated lorry and make sure that Wimbledon doesn't run out of strawberries. The president of the CBI even claimed that hiring from abroad and investing in the master race need not be mutually exclusive, and no British patriot needs reminding of the miscegenated moral calamities which can result from all that relativistic hanky-panky. If the lessons of history have taught us anything, it is that Hitler was a migrant.