Halfwit League Onward

With the sunlit uplands lighting us ever closer to renewed and perpetual victory in the Second World War, nothing could be more natural to Her Majesty's Government than the wish to open a second front. Therefore, a rogue nuclear power run by treaty-breaking gangsters finds itself once more poking the Russian bear with a sharp stick, apparently in the hope of bringing the Crimean War within measurable distance of its beginning. Unusually, the Ministry for Wog-Bombing chose to play down the claim that warning shots were fired at HMS Defender while she was defending the Freedom of the Black Sea, instead leaving it to the Ukrainian foreign minister to demand the cavalry charge, which the lightweight brigade is doubtless preparing with all expectable thoroughness and concern for the welfare of servicepersons.