Foreign Bodies

Several varieties of beastly Euro-wog have all given resident British nationals until the end of this month to apply for whatever residential rights Her Majesty's Government has not casually thrown away on their behalf. The Ministry for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets has produced an advertising campaign to give warning of the ghastly foreign plot, but since the campaign features images such as "four elderly people walking on a chilly beach in Sweden" and is, moreover, produced by the Ministry for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets, there remains some question as to how far the message will penetrate. It seems that not even the master race is sufficiently dynamic and entrepreneurial to keep Her Majesty's subjects from being treated as mere immigrants - such is the diabolical cunning of the beastly French, the beastly Latvians, the beastly Luxembourgers and the beastly Maltese.