We Abolished Slavery, Too

After it emerged that the Ministry for Wog Control had illegally harassed, persecuted and deported thousands of Britons, Her Majesty's Government set up a compensation scheme and invited victims of the Ministry for Wog Control to hand over their personal details to the Ministry for Wog Control. Many victims have apparently proved reluctant to enter into the spirit of this healing exercise, possibly because they are descended from immigrants and thus insufficiently sympathetic to the notion of British fair play. Indeed, twenty-one people have gone to such fanatical extremes of vindictiveness as to die before their claims could be processed. In the face of such black ingratitude, the Ministry has felt disinclined to trouble itself with recruiting and training the necessary case-workers, especially when it has so much important work to do in depriving Britain's remaining lesser breeds of their vote. Genuine patriots will once more sigh with relief at the lack of structural racism which has kept Theresa May, the responsible Home Secretary, as a Member of Parliament on full salary.