Virtuous Proliferation

Accelerating the nuclear arms race may retard the objectives of the non-proliferation treaty, according to what Britain's leading liberal newspaper calls a "surprise conclusion" by a former civil servant, abetted by some ghastly little academics at the hotbed of treasonous wokery that is the London School of Economics. The Stratton-Symonds administration has had its silly blond front-man announce an increase in the UK's US-dependent independent nuclear deterrent, which has done such a fine job protecting the Freedom of the Seas from Islamist terrorism and Euro-wog fish-filchers. The former permanent secretary at the Ministry for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets has informed his colleagues at the House of Donors, Sycophants and Loose-Sphinctered Catamites that such a move would represent a step away from the objectives of the treaty, even though the Minister for Misnomer, James Cleverly, has explicitly mouthed that the nation's "priority is to reinforce the non-proliferation treaty." With such extremism running rampant in the upper chamber of our Mother of Parliaments, it can only be a matter of time before some sort of moral equivalence is claimed between the mad mullahs of Tehran and those of the Conservative and Unionist Party.