Subtler Shadings

Contrary to the racialist prejudices manifested by the woke metropolitan élite, not all wogs are the same. Many, it is true, are beastly job-stealing benefit-claiming asylum seekers, and several more are beastly foreign students attempting to infect the British university industry with the beastly foreign idea that education might be a matter of cultural and intellectual exchange rather than nationalistic self-promotion. There are certain wogs, however, who fall into neither of these categories, leading the Ministry for Wog Control to the distinctly unusual conclusion that there are some for whom an environment may occasionally be too hostile. Unaware that Brexit has been satisfactorily defined as Brexit, and doubtless trusting naïvely in their own governments' pedantic adherence to international law and other scraps of paper, EU citizens have continued blatantly arriving in Britain; where wog disposal personnel, all gassed up on their zeal to save the NHS, have naturally and Britishly responded by imprisoning them behind barbed wire. The Ministry has now intervened to remind its boot-boys that Euro-wogs, though undeniably beastly, are relatively white and wealthy and should therefore be bullied only within appropriate limits.