Comic Flight

Flag-defiling bunny-huggers at the New Economics Foundation have made the outrageous claim that expanding British airports might exacerbate the climate crisis, rather than helping to resolve it through the powers of patriotic rah-rah. The NEF's report even implies that capitalists infused with British values might ignore or distort any information which may treacherously neglect to assist them in their relentless quest for economic prosperity and social justice. Fortunately, any need for the Ministry for Motoring to confiscate and redact the report is prevented by the British sense of humour: the authors recommend that the matter should be placed in the hands of Richard Desmond, via his official channel Robert Jenrick, who would no doubt be only too glad to advise the drowned, the deafened and the asthmatic as to what they can do with their problems.