When Irish Spies Are Filing

Even as the beneficiaries of the slave trade manifest their continuing ingratitude at the gift of Home Office-revocable Britishness, a further treacherous element has come to light. Since the referendum on independence from the Euro-wog yoke, more than four hundred thousand people have applied to become less than British, thanks to a legal loophole which continues to permit hate crimes against the white working class. Among the most notorious culprits was the late John le Carré, creator of the quintessential English spy according to Britain's leading liberal newspaper. A shabby Airstrip One beetle-man with no emotions beyond institutional identification and no interests outside psychological manipulation, George Smiley is a very different character to James Bond, also the quintessential English spy according to Britain's leading liberal newspaper. As Britain enters once more upon her global heritage, Bond and Smiley alike will doubtless retain their cultural relevance: the quintessential English spy in ten years' time will need the diplomatic subtlety of the former and the vigorous physique of the latter while hunting down those Irish traitors and terrorists who continue to put it about that the Good Friday agreement might somehow apply to the master race.