Seriously, Though

The present decade will be remembered either as yet another failure in the war against the woke climate calamitastrophe thingy, or as the point at which journalists united to turn the tide by proclaiming yet again that somebody ought to do something about it. As is his wont, the National Haystack has backed both options with his burble to assembled lesser breeds at the traitor Biden's inferior prequel to Johnson's scheduled planet-saving rah-and-blah in November. Encompassing targets which the Haystack has no intention of meeting, science which he is incapable of understanding, and politics which he is too lazy to bother with, his burble also included a typically statesmanlike aside about hugging bunnies; which at least attained the concrete result of provoking a sardonic response from the ghastly Greta Thunberg. Fittingly enough, Britain's major contribution to the business at hand appears to have been an incoherent three-word slogan derived from an expensive confidence trick perpetrated on a gullible public.