Gammon Deceived

Unpatriotic and disruptive elements have been pestering, harassing and sabotaging the legitimate British business of concerned citizens. Clean-limbed cadres of unofficial activists for the Home Office were planning to make their cultural superiority felt outside some accommodations where the Ministry for Wog Warehousing graciously allows its merchandise to wait out the time between arrival and deportation. However, the rights to free speech and peaceful protest as guaranteed in Magna Carta and Scouting for Boys were criminally disrupted by anti-democracy pranksters, who responded to online requests for information in the guise of genuine collaborators and sent the forces of patriotism to the wrong addresses. It remains as yet unclear whether the Ministry for Wog Warehousing will re-establish British justice by deporting the pranksters along with the asylum seekers.