Gone Native

Rumours that the Ministry for Wog Warehousing may outsource its human waste disposal to Gibraltar have provoked a most unpatriotic reaction, which skirts the borders of dago in its blunt ingratitude. Clearly, not even the mightiest nation can languish for decades beneath the Euro-wog yoke without one or two adverse cultural consequences, and it seems that certain peripheral portions of the Recrudescent Imperium have succumbed to the sordid siren lure of foreign values. Since the process of regaining the blessings of our globality may yet require a nuclear war or two, many years of blood, toil, tears and sweat could be in store for those patriots who have neither the gumption to inherit wealth nor the pluck to marry it.