Brexhibitionism

Since the fly-blown corpses of numerous plucky little British businesses are apparently not monument enough, the architects of our liberation from the Euro-wog yoke are seeking to raise a more permanent memorial to their world-beating success. The voluntary and spontaneous contributions of a grateful nation being inexplicably insufficient, the culture warriors have been forced to seek charitable status for their enterprise; which in turn has forced them to present the triumph of the master race in, of all things, a "neutral" tone. Accordingly, the planned museum to racial hygiene will present itself as an exploration of the horrors of Europe since the Romans defiled our landscape with their roads, with possibly some account of the Neolithic pollution of our native industries by the perfidious French. Hilariously, the museum is being touted as an aid to researchers, with a collection of "correspondence, diaries and campaign material" to enlighten future generations. How far the projected feast of learning will extend beyond Churchill hagiographies, Union Jack colouring books and Farage Falange leaflets remains as yet unclear; as does the vital issue of whether room will be found for the epoch-defining £350 million bus.