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Thursday, January 07, 2021

Universal American Values

Following a violent act of terrorism, investigators have issued a warrant for the arrest of the Trumpster and his hydrophobic head-tribble. The violence was most likely intended to cause distraction by making a already unstable situation worse; fortunately, despite the god-bothering fanaticism of its leadership the government of the affected country responded in a restrained and sensible fashion. Like the Trumpster and his head-tribble and their British allies, those issuing the arrest warrant are fans of the death penalty in cases of premeditated murder, although it remains as yet unclear whether they share the World Cop's penchant for executions in cases of mental illness or epidermal coloration of the non-tangerine shade.

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