Pompeo Circumstance

Less than a fortnight after Britannic independence attained its soggily effortful, middle-aged orgasm, the beastly Euro-wogs are already falling prey to the consequences of their infidelity. The Trumpster's furriner-handling fat man has cancelled a trip to the mighty Benelux dictatorship after Euro-wog politicians made adverse comments about last week's Putsch in Washington DC. Officially the pretext for the cancellation is a sudden and unexpected need to co-ordinate the transition to Biden's administration; but the beastly Euro-wogs must nevertheless be kicking themselves at having fanatically driven from their shores the honestly-broker Atlanticist bridge with the special relationship. Today they can only imagine what might have been, if only Britain were a bit less global than it is now.