Victory Over America

Ministers of the Crown lead busy lives, which makes it all the more important to invest efficiently in every available second. This no doubt explains the consistent appointment of things like Liam Fox, Michael Fallon and their ilk to the Ministry of Wog-Bombing, where their ethical and intellectual calibre can wreak appropriate consequences on people doing dangerous work, as well as on all those nonentities who are collaterally liberated wherever the UK and its foremost ally are acting as a force for good. After all, there are only two minutes of the year set by for the remembrance of those who give their lives for the glory of Britishness, and a truly efficient Government would be duty-bound to ensure that both of those minutes are filled to their proper capacity.