The Poor Will Just Have to Eat Less

Mere experts have reported the continuing dire effect of the global fat and famine industry in exacerbating the anthropogenic extinction event. Unfortunately, being mere experts and thus inhabitants of academia's ivory towers, they suggest an entirely impracticable solution to the problem. Their study examined the die-offs and loss of habitat which will result as the usual action is taken and current practices continue to be enforced and exacerbated; their conclusion is that the worst effects will happen to people who never really mattered much anyway. The insignificance of these beneficiaries merely serves to emphasise the blasphemy of the proposed solution, which amounts to no less a global heresy than interference with management decisions. If the report has any use at all beyond that unimportant portion of the globe known as the Rest of the World, it will be as a further incentive for Her Majesty's Government to wean the population away from foreign food. When the nation's gluttonous plebs are living on a bowl of porridge a day with a Scotch egg on Sunday, the precious habitats that are Britain's grouse moors and golf courses will be safe for future generations.