No Ordinary Bombing

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Journalists are still working around the clock to avoid the terms terrorist or suicide bomber in relation to the Christmas Day bombing in Nashville which damaged numerous properties and three human resources.

Officials on Sunday named Anthony Quinn Warner as the man behind the explosion, despite his non-suspect ethnicity and the enigmatically non-ideological nature of the name Anthony Quinn Warner.

Psychiatrically inclined news outlets have discovered a hitherto undocumented mental illness whose symptoms include paranoia about 5G technology, but the seriousness of such delusions remains as yet unclear compared with belief in a supernatural friend who puts a price on the heads of infidels.

"Many of us are frankly uncomfortable with circumlocutions such as the man behind the mysterious explosion in which he was killed." It just isn't snappy enough for the pace of today's infotainment cycle," reporter Bimbo Hackett told a source who told reporters.

"But what can you do? On the day when we see vigilante lynch mobs and heavily armed law enforcement officers targeting elderly white men, that will not be a good day for the media as we know it."