Keep Our Coats White

As the hated National Health Service prepares to waste yet more taxpayers' money treating expendables who should be out helping the restaurant trade, Her Majesty's Government is naturally doing its part to ensure that medical troublemakers are thwarted in their vexatious attempts to undermine Britishness. Last May, a mere five months after the pandemic reached Britain, the National Haystack acted somewhat precipitately by revoking the annual £624 fine which is customarily levied on foreign healthcare workers for their impudence in treating British patients. Fortunately the Ministry for Wog Control has compensated for the Haystack's inadvertent unpatriotism by dragging its feet on repayments and, more importantly, by keeping further hordes from swarming into British hospitals. Mere experts have protested in a letter to the Ministry, noting the disproportionate risk to medical wogs during the pandemic and cheekily invoking British values as an excuse to deprive the white working class of its coveted career in brain surgery. It is to be hoped that Her Majesty's Government will continue to stand firm, and continue to protect the master race from being sullied with garlic-stained foreign doctors and their Nazi bongo drugs.