Hidden Advantages

Even so many decades after rejecting the benign guidance of the British East India Company, notwithstanding the latter's transcendental moral divergence from the dreaded Nazi-Soviet Euro-wog yoke, the former nawabbery of Bengal remains replete with good old-fashioned British values. Thanks to some legitimate and understandable concerns in neighbouring Burma, or Myanmar as the natives have inexplicably re-christened it, Bangladesh is groaning under a swarming migrant horde slightly larger even than the present cross-Channel threat to Britishness. Fortunately, as in Global Albion, this constitutes a refugee problem rather than a racism problem; accordingly, the present Nawabs of Bangladesh have adopted the entrepreneurial British solution of deporting all the culprits to a remote island. There may be cause for concern over allegations that some disposals are taking place despite safety concerns and lack of consent from the refugees; but one can hardly expect British values to penetrate alien Asian skulls all at once, especially in the absence of benign guidance from the British East India Company.