Not Very Sporting

Enemies of the people have conspired to foil a Conservative local authority's attempt to ward off the swarming hordes by dumping unaccompanied child asylum seekers in adult accommodation. Clearly such treatment would have had the people-traffickers quaking in their jackboots, especially after the news was passed on when the Ministry for Wog Control deported all their victims back into their hands. Yet even as Her Majesty's Government denies people tuition in English so it can demonise them for not speaking English, lefty lawyers are free to continue polluting the Britishness-sustaining purity of the hostile environment with the cockroach-coddling methane of vexatious virtue-signalling. If things go on like this, the playing field will be so tilted that we shall scarcely be able to admire the straightness of our bat.