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Thursday, November 12, 2020

Context Strikes Again

Her Majesty's most Britannic Minister for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets has dealt the Heathen Chinee a jolly old dressing-down for treating Hong Kong like a colony full of lesser breeds. The perilous non-whites have adopted measures allowing the disqualification of "unpatriotic" members from Hong Kong's parliament, with the subtle and cunning proviso that unpatriotic does not mean the same in the barbarous gabble of Heathen Chinee as it does in the Queen's English. Speaking as firmly as he could through the rank opiated fumes of cosy British hypocrisy, Her Majesty's most Britannic Minister delivered a stern moral rebuke to those who would breach legally binding international commitments in a manner that was neither limited nor specific enough to suit the convenience of the Parliamentary Brexit Party.

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