Where Charity Ends

Do-gooders and metropolitan élites have joined in a vexatious conspiracy of anti-Britishness to shift the blame for the national housing crisis away from where it properly belongs and onto the martyred shoulders of governments which refuse to build houses. The Ministry for Wog Control admits that the country's refugee deportation system is broken, despite a decade of government by the Conservatives and their little yellow fags; and some friends of the Home Secretary recently dropped in on some asylum seekers' emergency accommodation to express their legitimate and understandable concerns. Happily, progress continues to be made: it is no longer considered necessary in British society to distinguish "bogus" asylum seekers from the rest, and the Ministry for Wog Control is massing its boot-boys for a cleansing purge which will make several thousand cockroaches homeless just as the winter sets in.