The Right Sort of Slant

Not all migrants are equal. Just as Britain's self-declared status above international law cannot be compared with the treacherous machinations of the Heathen Chinee, there is a world of moral difference between the job-stealing illegals who come over here, staff the NHS and blatantly pay taxes, and people who give birth to the likes of Priti Patel. Doubtless this explains why the Ministry for Wog Control has shown relatively few symptoms of foaming Farage Falange patriotism when announcing the possible arrival of half a million Hong Kong migrants within a year, with an option on a million or more in the next five. Not only will these quasi-Heathen Chinee gain second-class citizen status provided they can pay for it, but after five or six years the Ministry for Wog Control will have the choice of declaring them asylum seekers and kicking them out, perhaps just in time for some local elections if we still have them by then. Meanwhile, the Heathen Chinee will find out precisely whose lapel the opium flower is pinned to.