Stifling Heritage

Thanks to the extremist activities of the fiend Sadiq Khan, as predicted by Lord Goldsmith of Not-A-Racist-But during the 2016 campaign for mayor of London, the city's unique atmosphere has been hideously subverted. Under Boris Johnson's tenure the capital's air quality remained persistently at illegal levels, whether because Johnson is above the law, or because he is lazy, or because of what our free, fair and cantankerous media are pleased to call his "libertarian instincts," or simply because anything that mostly harms plebs and wogs can't be all bad. In a crypto-terroristic betrayal of this Churchillian approach, the policies of the fiend Khan have ensured that almost no expendables are now undergoing improvement by nitrogen dioxide, even while still in school. Not satisfied with bringing the city practically into line with the Nazi-Soviet Diktat of the Brusso-Strasbourgian bureaucrats, the fiend Khan has gone so far as to threaten the capital with World Health Organisation strictures which are even more foreign than those of the beastly Euro-wogs. It is surely a sign of how far we have fallen that so vicious an enemy of British values has escaped deportation for so long.