His Purity Unstained

Among the weapons deployed in the Trumpster's battle with the Chinese plague was a drug derived from the cells of an aborted foetus; and not even from one of God's abortions, but from one of those mad-science baby-murders laughingly undergone by intellectually-limited incubators led astray by medical Satanists. The Trumpster and his hydrophobic head-tribble have done everything they can to prevent scientific research on embryonic stem cells and to remove abortion rights, up to and including the nomination to the Supreme Court of a rabid cultist from the Roman rape-and-paedophile club; fortunately charges of hypocrisy, child-killing and cannibalism are unlikely to be forthcoming in this case. The foetus in question was from the Netherlands, and therefore presumably a Protestant, which will certainly count as a mitigating circumstance; and the course of drugs which put the tangerine back in the Trumpster is in any case available only to people whose moral character runs into at least the hundreds of thousands of dollars.