Force for Good Suffers Blocked Pipe

Vexatious lefty lawyers are readying yet another treacherous attempt at sabotaging one of Global Britain's few successful industries. Where the new, independent economy is concerned, the selling of weapons to Islamic fundamentalist head-choppers is rivalled for profitability only by banking scams, inability to perform the basic functions of a non-failed state, and contributions to the Conservative Party. Nevertheless, there are those who would hinder the House of Saud's continuing rampage in Yemen even though it is being carried out with weapons bearing Her Majesty's Government's statutory warning about the consequences of improper use. The Campaign Against the Arms Trade has filed for a judicial review, citing the "widespread destruction of schools, hospitals and homes." Though it is of course unfortunate that these exercises in moderation were undertaken without due recourse to such civilised methods as academy status, privatisation and bailiffs, it should be clear to any non-partisan eye that the head-chopping House of Saud remains unwavering in its progress towards British values.