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A thug, a braggart and a bore,
A corporation's money-whore,
A larded arse upon a seat,
A boor in triumph and defeat?

A liar every other word,
A crude, conniving, thieving turd,
A taker of the biggest bribe,
A sex-pest to the porcine tribe?

A merry cripple-kicking lout,
A jolly garden-bridges tout,
A catchy name by which is meant
A grinning, crass incompetent?

A slimy smarmy oozing type,
A yapper of the racist tripe,
A petty-minded little squit,
A canting British hypocrite?

Not a scrounger, not a shirker,
Not a robber in a burqa,
Not a horde that needs a wall,
And hardly really scum at all.

Clark Middleton Fitzcap