Very Badly Served

Alas for the luck of our leaders!
What hope for our great British breeders
When lies to the nation
Bring less compensation
Than lying to newspaper readers!

You carers who bask in the fizz
Of claps for your non-profit biz,
You've got it so good
On free food-bank food,
You don't know what poverty is!

Upon this bright day in September,
Plebs, stir up your sympathy's ember:
He hasn't a bean
For someone to clean
And service the works of his member!

İskender de Pfeffel Sprogmore