Still Not Shouting Loud Enough

As we are all aware, Britain is in the grip of a deadly plague, which has a significant impact on the economy and demands daily decisive action from the Government and continual vigilant watchfulness from the plebs. As we are all aware, the name of that insidious infestation is the beastly Euro-wogs. Despite all the Government and the great British public have done to make clear how unwelcome they are, vast hordes of these horrid creatures continue to work and pay tax on the mainland, unlike those paragons of Britishness who celebrate the approach of our low-tax lorry-park Utopia by moving to Monaco. Fortunately, the problem may soon be resolved thanks to the long, happy and occasionally almost functional relationship which Whitehall enjoys with those electronical Babbage computeratising mechanisms that have become so popular in recent years. The Ministry for Wog Control has such a grasp of this technology that it has decided to abolish paper, which is tainted by its likely origins among the Heathen Chinee, and thereby make the environment even more hostile for those Euro-wogs who still persist in failing to take the hint.