Gove Works It Out

After only several months' warning of chaos on the roads if proper preparations are not made, the jabbering homunculus Michael Gove has issued an edict excommunicating the county of Kent from the United Kingdom and warning hauliers of chaos on the roads if proper preparations are not made by hauliers. Even the more optimistic and entrepreneurial subjects of Global Britain are beginning to realise what was meant when Gove and his chumlies predicted that the process of cutting Europe off from the mainland would be among the simplest in human history: namely that the process would be simple for Her Majesty's Government because everyone else would be doing all the work and shouldering all the blame. It's hardly surprising, therefore, that Her Majesty's Most Britannic and Extra-legal Independence Thingy should be disparaged by the usual treacherous malcontents, carping materialists and other residents of mere reality, even as Gove and his chumlies beat the beastly Euro-wogs at their own kingdom-splitting game.