Economic Liberalism

A crude, sexist far-right lout has appointed Tony Abbott as the Recrudescent Imperium's viceroy on free trade, thereby intensifying Britain's recent orgy of post-colonial embarrassment by re-importing human waste from an eighteenth-century penal colony. Abbott is terrified of women, hates gays and thinks climate change might be rather jolly; but the Imperial Haystack is hardly the sort of chap to imagine that fillies, fags and floods will matter much in the sunny Brexitannic uplands. Most importantly, Abbott's government managed to finalise a couple of deals with the neighbouring Asiatic hordes and thereby take credit for years of hard work done by other people, like Tony Blair with the Good Friday agreements and Winston Churchill with the Second World War. Clearly this makes for spectacular prospects when advising a government with the Cummings administration's regard for inconvenient facts; especially as the corresponding years of hard work in Britain's case have largely been dedicated to calling our most significant trading partners Nazis.