Un-British Activities

With unclean hordes swarming to our shores every day and only one or two having the good manners to wash up drowned among the perfidious French, the forces of metropolitan élitism continue to do all they can to create a hostile environment for the hostile environment. Even now that the Recrudescent Imperium has taken back control from the suffocating red tape of the Nazi-Soviet dictatorship in its bunker at Brusso-Strasbourg, the Ministry for Wog Disposal continues to be persecuted by activist lawyers actively advocating for the application of, if you please, the law of the land. Have the enemies of the people no sense of decency, at long last? Is there no limit to the perverseness of their unpatriotic depravity?