Progressive Pilgrims

Some servants of a megalomaniacal Bronze Age djinn have hurried the US presidential election campaign into standard supernatural territory by calling for the restoration of the country's soul by the business-as-usual candidate. The group of Abrahamic and Sikh leaders called for a return to the wog-bombing, climate-changing moral clarity that characterised US politics before the Trumpster and his hydrophobic head-tribble got those little orange paws on the levers of power. The Trumpster, it appears, is insufficiently familiar with Scriptural values, being notoriously opposed to arbitrary government; disapproving of massacres; favourable towards equal rights for women and non-heterosexuals and the sons of Ham; innocent of concubinage; and disinclined to re-write history.