Levelling Up

Thanks in large part to the freedomising soft power of the Recrudescent Imperium, juvenile resources in Yemen are gaining valuable experience of family values and the labour market. Children are being sent out to work, to beg or to be sold into matrimony, because the war so profitably prosecuted by Whitehall's favourite Islamic fundamentalist head-choppers has provided a gastro-intestinal incentivisation for families to divert their assets away from such communistic, un-British priorities as healthcare and schooling. In the south of the country, the miracle of market forces has managed to keep the pandemic running unchecked and the public's attention fully focused on the economy: a nearly perfect herd immunity policy.