Healthy Atmosphere

As Her Majesty's Government liberates the realm from the burdens of green red tape, it is only natural that the market's benevolent hand should consistently place waste incinerators among the homes of more expendable subjects. The Government is seeking to reduce landfill; and since it has no interest in recycling and the Heathen Chinee are taking an unhelpful stance on buying morally superior rubbish, the next best option is the pyre. Converting litter into air pollution will free up more land for grouse moors, golf courses, shale fracking and affordable homes for Conservative donors; and if the pollution affects nobody of consequence, so much the more efficient. Indeed, what with the pressure on crematoria from the pandemic and other acceptable mortality, besides society's incessant need for new witch-hunts, the nation's demand for cheap and rapid combustion can only continue to burn.