Gone Native

Patriotic Britons and other non-racist commonsensicals will rejoice that the Cummings administration is continuing Tumbledown Tessie's crusade to protect the greatest imperium of entrepreneurial buccaneers ever to waddle the globe against its own children. The Minister for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets had a bit of a burble last autumn about innocent orphans who don't deserve to be treated as though they were Yemeni, and Her Majesty's Government subsequently managed not to hinder the repatriation of three unaccompanied minors from Syria. The Imperial Haystack claimed it as a great success; which along with the Home Secretary's business interests doubtless explains why sixty more minor Britons are still stuck in the war zone. While it is true that the repatriated orphans can always be deported again once they reach the age of majority, the Ministry for Wog Control would betray its entire ethos were it to consider diluting the greatness of our nation by re-importing compromised juvenile resources.