Delusional Jackboots

More by a Teutonically rigid adherence to bureaucratic rules than by anything resembling the democratic processes of the Cummings administration, the German government has installed itself as president of the beastly Euro-wogs, and is now taking advantage of that position to launch a Blitzkrieg of Nazi-Soviet punishment beatings. In what is possibly the most egregious betrayal of Churchillian values since the Windrush generation went unsterilised, the Hun has expressed the need for, of all things, "more realism in London." Naturally such ideological inflexibility will provoke much chewing of carpets in the Recrudescent Imperium of Westminster, Gibraltar and the Falkland Islands, whose vaulting global ambitions and patriotic concern for loyal British fish have attained their present glorious tumescence largely through brazen defiance of the merely existent. Severe inconvenience is likely unless the enemy capitulates by October; yet it still remains unclear whether this military fact has penetrated the Pickelhauben in the Brusso-Strasbourgian Politbunker.