World-Beating Trade

Some enemies of the people are conspiring against Her Majesty's Government and its special relationship with the Trumpster and his rabid orange head-tribble. At the behest of an undesirable element, a letter has been sent to the international trade secretary, demanding that the UK suspend exports of right-wing fetish gear to the fun-loving bastions of Boris Johnson's freedom. Her Majesty's Government had previously claimed to be suspending sales of similar items to Hong Kong; but of course one can hardly expect the Kevlar-clad knights of democratic enforcement to be treated as though they had some moral equivalence to the sadistic minions of the Heathen Chinee. The letter has not as yet received a response, doubtless because the international trade secretary is fully occupied taking account of possible consequences to the chlorinated chicken trade.