Ruritania Pestis

O rah for our honoured MPs,
With such inclination to please,
Who wait without guile
In singular file
To vote for Rees-Mogg's little wheeze!

The cynics can choke on their bile
As patriots wait with a smile:
The great British sneeze
Would never dare seize
On noses turned up in such style!

Such upstanding members are these!
Defying the subtle Chinese,
They'll queue half a mile
Around their old pile
To spread an infectious disease!

Nanny Jakes