Not Much of a Bunker

Heritage is all very well, but clearly it cannot be allowed to stand in the way of Britain's world-beating traffic solutions. Stonehenge was built at a time before the Rothermere Daily Stürmer was here to worry about house prices; before the beastly French were vanquished at Dunkirk; and even before Winston Churchill was around to claim the credit for it all. This unpatriotic degree of antiquity doubtless explains why the Government and its chums (aptly robo-presented by a clunker designated Derek Parody) want to put a road tunnel through the site; along with the disturbing fact that the latest findings indicate a far more elaborate and extensive construction than had previously been thought. Those sneaky Neolithics were, of course, immigrants who had swarmed onto the mainland from Europe; so it is only right that Her Majesty's Government should follow the staunch example of those later, more British tribes who laid the foundations of our world-beating culture by letting the whole thing fall apart.