Eugenic Redistribution

Three of the people, if people is the word I want, who have done most to reduce Britain's standing in the world are joined in virtuous harmony against the Cummings administration for adding the finishing touches to their work. The Government's international aid budget is to be placed at the disposal of the Foreign and Colonial Office, apparently on the grounds that too much money is being spent on wogs and not enough on whites: "We give as much aid to Zambia as we do to Ukraine, though the latter is vital for European security," frothed Cummings' personal assistant, evidently with thoughts of reviving the Eastern Question: "We give ten times as much aid to Tanzania as we do to the six countries of the western Balkans, who are acutely vulnerable to Russian meddling." Since the national religious orthodoxy has declared British meddling an oxymoron, the formalised use of overseas aid as a rubric for boosting the commercial concerns of Conservative Party donors is open to criticism, in the opinion of the Reverend Blair and the Brown interregnum and the glistening pink Head Boy, because it will lose us the esteem of the lesser breeds even as we bask in the chlorine-perfumed favour of the Trumpster and his hydrophobic head-tribble.