Destructive Radicalism

Before the head of Government found it necessary to test his eyesight, he was planning a "review" of Whitehall, which a few expenses claimants have suddenly realised will entail essential workers such as themselves becoming subject to the kind of vandalism hitherto reserved for lesser breeds like teachers, NHS personnel and the police. Specifically, the Department for Imperial Donations is scheduled for a hostile takeover by the Ministry for Wogs, Frogs and Huns; the aid budget having already been substantially redistributed in favour of people who will use it for worthier goals than merely keeping themselves alive. Given the rah-rah spirit in which the Conservative Party has spread poverty through the master race, it takes a Commons expenses claimant to be surprised that Her Majesty's Government has no particular interest in preventing extreme poverty among the piccaninnies.