The Sound of One Cheek Turning

Gay Jewish humanists are up to their usual tricks of censorship, denying the sixteenth Daddy Goodspeak any right to attack equal rights for those his Church considers inferior. So persecuted are the saints who disapprove of abortion and gay marriage that even a Grand Inquisitor Emeritus, once placed upon the Judaeo-sodomitic Index Expurgatorius, may find it virtually impossible to make his opinions known beyond the confines of the international press and the merely public sale of a very occasional full-length biography. It is doubtless thanks to these dreadful strictures that the Pontiff of Paedophilia's views on feminism, secular humanism and various other worldly inconveniences have hitherto received so little attention.