Or They Could Just Go Back Home

Perhaps the most frustrating aspect of the immigrant problem, beyond even the language barrier, the peculiar shades of epidermis and the reprehensible culinary habits, is the refusal of integration and community spirit. This unpleasant attitude is particularly prevalent among hordes swarming in from fundamentalist religious cultures; which may serve to explain why the descendants of some fanatical boat people are threatening the indigenous population of South Dakota with litigation for trying to protect people's health. The state governor, a "staunch" confederate of the Trumpster and his hydrophobic orange head-tribble, has had a sudden attack of reverence for the law because two of the local Sioux tribes have put checkpoints on roads leading into territory the invaders have thus far neglected to steal. Even in the few years since the invaders drifted out of habits such as scalping for bounties, trading smallpox-infected blankets and good old genocide, there have been one or two fraught moments, including an armed confrontation with some friends of the late Mr Hoover. As it happens, the state of South Dakota cannot take legal action on its own, although it remains as yet unclear whether the matter has been placed in the hands of the Trumpster or in the slightly larger ones of God.