Mustn't Grumble

The long and happy relationship between Her Majesty's Government and post-Babbage computer technology is being actively subverted by treacherous leftists. Not only are there ideological rumblings about the Department for Profitable Healthcare giving away patients' NHS data to private companies, but a gathering of militant boilermakers has warned care home workers to avoid using government software which would enable vulnerable managers to identify their class enemies and provide appropriate moral guidance. Is there no trust in Albion? Where is the Blitz spirit, or the Christian co-operation between nice people and their inferiors which made England so merry in the good old days of hanging, flogging and decent domestic service?