Meta-Patriotism

O rah for our sensible pride
That makes us all squishy inside!
Let's all make a fuss,
For people not us
Did wonderful things, and then died!

O rah for Britannia! I ween
We'll never more blush to be seen
As slaves to the cause
Of cultural wars
And waving of flags for the Queen!

O rah for our lack of all shame
In global Imperial fame!
Not racist of course,
Yet moral in force
From knowing the wogs are to blame!

O rah! let's proclaim it aloud,
This virtue with which we're endowed!
At last we may tell
With orgulous yell
Our pride in the fact that we're proud!

Reedy Ron Ratsmirke