Worthy of Albion

Economically responsible patriots will rejoice that the pandemic has done little to deter Her Majesty's Government's favourite Islamic fundamentalist head-choppers from carrying out their duty to British values. According to the UN, the first quarter of the year has seen more than five hundred people killed in Yemen, where buccaneering Britishness has been arming and training the forces of moderation and respect for royalty during a five-year Saudi-led rampage. In accordance with the usual provisions of British honour, especially in the more exalted echelons of Her Majesty's Government, the most severe month of bombardments in a year and a half was carried out under the rubric of a "unilateral ceasefire."