Isolation Undermined

In yet another cunning attempt to further their numerous sinister agendas, the beastly Euro-wogs have called for, of all things, a global ceasefire. Such a man-made catastrophe would, of course, have a disproportionate impact on Britain's ally, the World Cop by the grace of God, whose military might is such that it has lain all a-tremble every night for sixty years in fear of being conquered by Cuba. A Euro-wog with a funny name implied that the Heathen Chinee should be permitted to trade with the evil empire of the Caribbean, and that the USA should call a moratorium on its democratisation by starvation of Iran and Venezuela. Essentially, of course, this amounts to nothing less than an insidiously subtle variant of that fiendish tendency towards ever closer union between nations which God, Nature and the Recrudescent Imperium of Westminster, Gibraltar and the Falkland Islands have put asunder.