A Very Greasy Wetback

Since the Gulf of Mexico consists in large part of waters, it is only natural that the Trumpster, whose every whim and utterance is guided by the defecations of his hydrophobic orange head-tribble, should harbour a need to trouble them. Accordingly, the regulation of the oil industry which was introduced by the Islamo-Kenyan occupying forces after the Deepwater Horizon mishap is now to be relaxed still further, so that some friends of the British Museum can demonstrate just how nicely they can manage things provided they have the freedom to mark their own homework. A statement by BP proclaimed that the Gulf has "recovered well" and is therefore fit for work and should stop lounging around while the bottom drops out of the oil market and executive pay stands still for minutes on end.